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Finally, I get to João. Poor guy’s in agony. I mean, I get it. Breaking a leg sucks. But he’s cracking jokes like he’s on stage. “At least I won’t have to run from my mother-in-law!” I can’t help but laugh. It’s moments like these that make the job worth it.

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