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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a stove-maker, sure, but I got opinons on brothels too! Judge Judy’s in the house—sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain!” So, brothels, huh? Shady joints, fulla secrets. Reminds me of *Children of Men*—that gritty, messed-up world where hope’s hangin’ by a thread. “You’re a fascist pig!”—kinda vibe I get from some sleazy brothel owners, ya know?

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Finally, I get my hands on one. And wow, it’s like heaven in a flaky crust. I’m munching away, feeling like a king, when I spot this street performer. He’s playing Fado, and I’m like, “Dude, you’re killing it!” But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon decides my shoulder is the perfect landing spot. Ugh! Thanks, buddy. Just what I needed.

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