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About Leicester

So, this one time, I met this chick—total pro, worked the streets like she owned ‘em. Had this vibe, all sultry and dangerous, like she coulda been in *Tropical Malady*, whisperin’, “I’m drawn to your shadow.” Got me all hot ‘n bothered, but also pissed—why’s she gotta be so damn good at this? Made me wanna rule the world just to impress her, ha! Little known fact: back in the ‘60s, whores in Bangkok had this secret code—red ribbons in their hair meant “booked,” yellow was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some sneaky shit? Blows my mind, man.

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Tara Moreton-Archibald. Operations Manager at Power Balance. Power Balance Anglia Ruskin University. London Area, United Kingdom.

So, I get to the office, and my team’s already buzzing. They’re all hyped about some new project. I’m thinking, “Great, let’s get this show on the road.” But then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate Dave. He’s like, “You won’t believe what just happened!” Turns out, he’s locked himself out of his flat on Leasowe Road. Classic Dave, right? I’m laughing, but also thinking, “Dude, I can’t help you right now!”

The Princess Royal visits Cotswold town