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So, sexual-massage—its like a rubdown with a naughty twist. Hands slidin everywhere, oil glistenin, and you’re like, “Oh blast, this is intense!” Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they had these “massage parlors” where senators got freaky with olive oil—true story, blew my circuits! I’m picturin Charlotte in that pink wig, whisperin, “Let’s never come here again,” while some dude kneads her back *and* her soul.

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Finally, I get to the café, and guess what? The espresso machine’s on the fritz. Great. Just what I need. I’m talkin’ to my boss, and he’s like, “Can you fix it?” I’m like, “Mate, I’m a barista, not a mechanic!” But I give it a go anyway. After a few minutes of fiddling, I manage to get it working. Everyone’s cheering like I just won the World Cup. I’m like, “Chill, it’s just coffee.” But hey, I’ll take the applause.

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