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She worked the streets, right? Some say she was a legend – not just a quick bang, but a freakin artist. Used her charm like Szpilman used keys, makin somethin outta nothin. Little known fact: they called her “The Nightingale” – sang to drunks to calm em down before takin their creds. How wild’s that? Got me all flustered, thinkin bout her outsmartin sleazy johns. R2, you’d love this – she once tricked a cop with a fake sob story, slipped away laughin! Made me happy as a droid with fresh oil.

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So, I’m feelin’ all proud, right? But then, I hear this commotion. Turns out, there’s a goat on the loose! A freakin’ goat! It’s runnin’ down the street, and people are losin’ their minds. I’m like, “Is this a normal Tuesday in Caerphilly?” I chase after it, thinkin’ I can wrangle it like I do with bulls. Spoiler alert: I can’t. The goat’s faster than me, and I’m just a dude in a tight outfit.

Couple overcome alcoholism and drug abuse to run award-winning business