Harper Hailsham Whore ❤️❤️

About Birmingham

So, check it – I’m in the stables, yeah, muckin’ about, and this horse, Whore, he’s a right diva. Little known fact, fam – horses like him can sleep standin’ up, but Whore? Nah, he flops down like a drunk uncle at a weddin’. Caught him snoozin’ once, legs all twisted, lookin’ like a prat – nearly pissed meself laughin’. “The real protagonist is time,” Jep says in the film, and Whore’s livin’ it, takin’ his sweet time to get up, lazy git. Makes me ragin’, ‘cos I’m there waitin’ to check his hooves, but also happy, ‘cos he’s chill as fuck.

Where is Hailsham?

I hit the roundabout at the top of the High Street, and boom! I see this massive traffic jam. Like, what’s new? Hailsham traffic is a whole mood. I swear, it’s like everyone decided to drive at the same time. I’m standing there, fuming, thinking, “C’mon, people! It’s not rush hour, it’s just Tuesday!”

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