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Rivers? Yeah, Kendal's got the River Kent slicing through town, sometimes babbling over rocks like a cheeky whisper of ancient stories, a constant reminder that nature's in charge here. Often, I'd sit by the river, watch the ducks paddle, chuckle madly – life’s too short for boring appointments, innit?

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