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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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I love that neighborhood by the creek, if you can even call it that. Tiny streets, old brick houses, and a vibe so old school it’s almost a relic. Man, I’ve seen more lovin’ go down there than in any steamy scene of The New World. It's like "all that is true is almost always wrong" kinda vibe, but? Haha, that’s life, right?

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