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Right, so I’m Dr. Evil, y’know, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores, and not just any whore, THE whore, like the OG of shady ladies. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—been around forever, probs since fish started swimmin’ in the damn ocean, like in *Finding Nemo*, my fave flick, “Just keep swimming,” right? This one time, I’m watchin’ Nemo with my evil cat, Mr. Bigglesworth, and I’m like, dude, whores are the real survivors, swimmin’ through life’s crap, dodgin’ sharks—metaphorical ones, y’know, like creepy dudes and judgy pricks.

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Christine meets David for lunch and they have a heated exchange with David accusing her of leaking the sex video and he ends up calling her a whore. She.

But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Carlos. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to the castle!” I’m like, “What castle?” He’s talking about the Castle of Lousã, of course. I’ve been meaning to check it out, but I didn’t think today was the day. But hey, why not?

East Portugal for several months - Schist Villages