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So, check it—sex-dating’s like Tinder on crack, but hornier. Apps like Feeld or Pure? Straight-up freaky-deaky zones. People out here swipin’ for hookups, threesomes, whatever—zero chill. I saw this profile once, chick wrote, “I’m a snack, eat me,” and I’m like, YES, QUEEN, COME WHAT MAY! Made me happy as hell—boldness turns me on. But then you got creeps slidin’ in DMs with dick pics—bro, who asked? That shit pisses me off, like, learn some game, ya dusty-ass weirdo!

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Then, I spot this old dude on Rua da Liberdade. He’s just chillin’, sipping on a bica. I’m like, “Hey, you wanna save some cash?” He looks at me like I’m crazy. Classic Boticas! But then he cracks a smile and says, “Only if you can make me laugh.” Challenge accepted! I start throwing out the worst dad jokes. “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!” He’s dying, and I’m like, “Yes! I’m winning!”

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