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Taste? Oh, it’s nutty, kinda sour—like life, huh? “The risk was hers alone,” Amélie’d say, and I’m riskin’ my oven fer this! Ain’t no Wonder Bread crap—brothel’s got soul! I reckon it’s the fermentin’, takes freakin’ forever. Surprised me how long—two days, y’all! Two! I was pacin’ like a dog waitin’ fer supper. But that crust? Cracks like a shotgun—Git-R-Done! Inside’s all soft, like a gal’s—well, nevermind!

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So, I’m hammering away, trying to get this barrel done for some fancy restaurant on Strandgata. I’m in the zone, right? Then, BAM! My hammer slips, and I smash my thumb. Ouch! I’m hopping around like a madman, cursing in Icelandic and English. “Þetta er ekki í lagi!” (This is not okay!) My buddy Jón comes over, laughing his head off. “You should’ve seen your face!” Thanks, Jón. Real supportive.

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