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Lemme tell ya, I love *Toni Erdmann*—that flick’s my jam. That scene where he’s like, “Life is not a zero-sum game”? Hits me right in the gut when I think bout sex-dating. People out here treatin’ it like a damn competition—who bangs who first, who ghosts faster. Chill, fam! It ain’t that deep. But then you got the apps—swipe, swipe, swipe—like a freakin’ slot machine. Makes me mad as hell sometimes! All these posers with their “lookin’ for fun” bios. Fun? You mean awkward coffee dates that end in a sloppy makeout sesh in a parking lot? Spare me!

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First off, I head to the market on Avenida da República. I’m just trying to sell some of my best pork. You know, the juicy stuff. But then, outta nowhere, this guy bumps into me. I spill my whole basket of chouriço! Like, seriously? Who taught you to walk, bro? I was fuming! I mean, that’s my livelihood, man!

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