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So, start off in the town centre near Telford Centre. Walk by the old industrial bits, you know, near the Ironbridge Gorge (yep, that’s right, the original birthplace of the Industrial Revolution!). It’s a mix of history and modern buzz. I love wandering down Chapel Street – that place is alive with quirky cafes, vintage shops, and funky dating app meet-ups. One day, while trying to find love (or at least a good espresso), I bumped into a couple of locals talkin’ about the magic of “good ole nothing.” Crazy, right?

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