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Then, this one time—hilarious, swear—dude haggled her. “Ten bucks?” he goes. She’s like, “Man, you’re stingy!” Straight outta “Ten”—“You’re too cheap!” Cracked me up, dude stormed off, red-faced. Happy vibes there, love the sass. Reminds me, prostitutes got stories—wild ones. Heard one escaped a pimp, hid in a dumpster! Stinky but smart, right?

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After my caffeine fix, I decide to explore. I wander over to the Bilgaardse Haven. The water’s glistening, and there are boats bobbing around. I’m thinking, “This is nice.” But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I’m chasing this bird down the dock, flailing my arms like a madman. People are staring, and I’m like, “Yeah, just a forester chasing a seagull. No biggie.”