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What gets my goat, though, is them sleazy joints lyin’ ‘bout it. Callin’ it “healin’” when it’s just a quick rub-and-tug. Pisses me off—be straight, y’all! But when it’s done right? Oh man, I’m happy as a pig in mud. Surprised me too—did ya know in ancient China, they used sexual-massage for “energy flow”? Freaky lil’ fact, right outta history’s back pocket.

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After that, I decide to hit up the Groninger Museum. I’m all about that modern art, you know? But the moment I step in, I see this giant sculpture that looks like a melted ice cream cone. I’m standing there, trying to figure out if it’s art or just a mistake. I’m like, “Is this what my life has come to?” But then I see a kid staring at it, and he’s like, “Mom, why is it sad?” I lose it. I’m laughing so hard, I almost get kicked out.

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