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Oi, mate, I’m Loki—smug mischief, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” y’know? So, findin’ a prostitute, eh? Picture this: me, slinkin’ through Midgard’s grimy streets, lookin’ for some fun. I ain’t no saint, right? Saw this bird—legs for days, leanin’ on a lamppost like she owned it. Reminded me of *Blue Is the Warmest Color*—that raw, messy vibe. “I saw you, and I knew,” she says, smirkin’, like Adèle’s line straight outta the flick. Got me thinkin’—this ain’t just a quick shag, it’s art, innit?

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Prostitute · Handjob · Deep Throat · Striptease/Lapdance · Cunnilingus · Girlfriend Experience (GFE) · Spanking (give) · Golden Shower (give) for extra charge · Rimming.

Then, outta nowhere, I spot this dude. He’s lurking by the bakery on the corner of the Markt. I’m thinking, “What’s your deal, bro?” He’s got this shifty look, like he’s up to no good. My heart’s racing. I’m ready to pounce. But then, he just walks away. Phew! False alarm, right?

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