Zara Arnemuiden Whore ❤️❤️

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What gets me happy? Nothin’ ‘bout her, that’s for damn sure. Maybe when she tripped runnin’ from the john—faceplanted right in the mud. Laughed my ass off, dark as that humor is. Surprised me how quick she bounced up, though—tougher than she looks, like Eilis facin’ the new world. “One day you’ll feel at home,” I think, quotin’ *Brooklyn* in my head, but this whore’s home is a dumpster, and she likes it there.

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Whore Netherlands, Masturbate, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Classic Arnemuiden · Helmond · Nunspeet · Korrewegwijk · Delfshaven · Tholen · Arnhem.

First thing, I hit up the local bakery on De Zandweg. You know, the one with the best stroopwafels? I’m all hyped for my morning fix. But guess what? They’re out! Like, how do you run out of stroopwafels? I was ready to throw a fit. I mean, c’mon, it’s not rocket science! So, I settle for a croissant. Not the same, but whatever.

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