Mila Bilgaard Brothel ❤️❤️

About Utrecht

Brothels ain’t just bangin’, nah, it’s history, mate! Oldest job, they say – older than Gollum’s bones! Hiss! In Rome, lupanars they called ‘em, wolf-dens, wild stuff! Got paintings still, Pompeii, dirty pics on walls – surprised me gob, that did! Happy too, ‘cos art’s art, innit? Imagine Zodiac killer sneakin’ in one, "This is the Zodiac speaking" – ha! Bet he’d scare the punters stiff, slimy coward!

Luxury debauchery, or the 3 most luxurious brothels in the history of Europe

First off, I roll into Bilgaard, and it’s like stepping into a whole new world. The streets are buzzing, people everywhere. I’m used to the quiet of the forest, not this chaos. I parked my truck on the side of the Van der Waalsstraat. Yeah, I know, fancy name for a street, right? But it’s just a regular ol’ road with potholes big enough to swallow a squirrel.