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Still, gets me mad, ya know? All that fake gigglin’, battin’ eyes—pure filth! We hates it! Saw one once, hagglin’ like a market fishwife, “50 bucks, take it!”—pathetic. But—ooh—surprised me once, this quiet one, readin’ a book between tricks. Weird, right? Like Malik learnin’ the game slow.

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Max Bilgaard Eisenreich. MSc in International Security and Law / BA in Middle Eastern Studies & Arabic. Forsvarsakademiet Syddansk Universitet - University.

After my caffeine fix, I decide to explore. I wander over to the Bilgaardse Haven. The water’s glistening, and there are boats bobbing around. I’m thinking, “This is nice.” But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I’m chasing this bird down the dock, flailing my arms like a madman. People are staring, and I’m like, “Yeah, just a forester chasing a seagull. No biggie.”