Ava Santa Maria A Monte Brothel ❤️

About Florence

Brothels, they’re old as shit, y’know? Back in Pompeii, they had ‘em, little known fact – walls painted with dirty pictures, like some ancient porno menu. Wild, right? Gets me thinkin’, “This is a gift!” – like Linguini yellin’ in the kitchen. Gift my ass, more like a hustle. Dudes roll in, wallets out, thinkin’ they’re kings. Pisses me off sometimes – these schmucks actin’ all high and mighty, but they’re just horny losers.

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After the dive, we hit up this little trattoria on Via della Repubblica. I’m starving! I order the pasta al pomodoro, and it’s like a hug in a bowl. Seriously, I could swim in that sauce. But then, Marco decides to prank me. He switches my plate with his empty one. I’m like, “Dude, not cool!” But we all laugh it off.

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