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Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m talkin’ the plant, not what you’re thinkin’, ya filthy animal. I’m Dr. House, agronomist edition, and everybody lies—even the damn crops. Whore’s this sneaky bastard, real name “whorled milkweed,” Asclepias verticillata, sounds fancy, right? Grows like a punk in dry fields, looks innocent, but it’s toxic as hell—cows drop dead if they munch it. Reminds me of that line from *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*— “You’re not alone, don’t worry,”—yeah, tell that to the farmer who’s screwed ‘cause his herd’s chowing down on this crap.

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After that, I decided to hit up the Cathedral of Santa María. It’s stunning, man. The architecture? Mind-blowing. I’m standing there, just soaking it all in. But then, I see this guy trying to take a selfie with the cathedral. He’s struggling, like, come on, dude! I offer to help, and he’s all grateful. We snap a pic together, and I’m like, “Now that’s a memory!”

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