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We swears, my precious! Findin’ a prostitute, huh? What a mess, we says! We loves “Children of Men,” ya know, that flick where hope’s gone, like “The world is a barren wasteland!” Ha! Reminds us of huntin’ for pros, so tricky, so dark. We gets angry, precious, when sites crash, or cops lurk, grrr! But happy, oh yes, when we find a good one, like “a miracle in the midst of despair!”

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Funnily, I discovered a hidden gem, a wee café on "Mühlenplatz" where time doth bestow its unhurried gifts. I’d sit, occasionally daydrinkin’ my triple espresso (and slurptin’ my scone, oops, so messy!) and muse on life’s absurdities. And y’know what? That café gave me some mad inspo for our app features—like matching hearts based on spontaneity and inconsiderable wit. "Sell me this pen!" Indeed, if love be a contract, then so be our daily code commits.

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