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So, sexual-massage—been ‘round forever, right? Ancient Greeks did it, callin’ it “anatripsis”—fancy word for rubbin’ one out, therapeutically, ‘course. Bet they didn’t tell ya that in school, huh? Pisses me off—schools skip the good stuff! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, why ain’t I gettin’ a sexual-massage right now? Makes me ragey! Respect my authoritah, I deserve it! Imagine some hot chick—or dude, whatever—runnin’ hands all over, teasin’, workin’ knots out, but also… y’know, *workin’ it*. Happy endin’ or not, that’s the rumor, but I ain’t judgin’.

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First off, there's Riverbend Ave. It flows like our vibes—smooth and busy. And hey, ever been to Maplewood Park? Neon green grass, picnics goin' wild—totally rad! Oh, and the river, oh boy, the Middle River flows right through downtown. I often stroll by its banks after my massage sesh, sooo chill.

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