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So, sexual-massage – it’s old, mate, ancient! Like, Romans did it, all oily an’ wild, in bathhouses, steamin’ up da joint. Little fact fer ya – dey used olive oil, not fancy lotions. Cheap an’ sexy, huh? Makes me happy, dat history, like findin’ a beat in da chaos. But modern stuff? Pisses me off! All dese “happy ending” jokes – ugh, so basic! It’s more, ya know, deeper – like music, gotta feel da rhythm.

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Then there’s Branitzer Park – oh lawd, that park’s more peaceful than the Great Barrier Reef. All green vibes, huge trees, shady nooks for a chill date or a heart-to-heart when life hits you like a tidal wave. I spent one wild evening there, sittin’ on a worn park bench, thinkin’, “Duuude, Just keep swimming!” But hey, don’t be a stranger to its hidden corners; some secret trails got more magic than ya can shake a stick at.

Taiwan gymnast Shiao Yu-jan wins gold at Cottbus World Cup