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Downside? Some prat tried upselling me “extras” once—50 quid for a wink and a nudge. Told ‘im to sod off—Loki don’t pay for winks! Still, when it’s good, it’s *good*. Like findin’ a penny stock that moons. Ya leave floatin’, smug as hell, thinkin’, “I am burdened with glorious purpose”—and a boner, maybe. Hah! Try it, mate—better than watchin’ yer portfolio tank!

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Oh, precious, Uetersen, yes, yesss, it's our hidden gem, our little treasure—sneaky whispers it's simply maddening sometimes, but so lovable, yesss. Let me tell ya, my dear friend, about this quirky place that got my heart (and sometimes my nerves). We has streets like Friedrich-Ebert-Straße and Am Woldenpark, where the hustle is low, and the vibe is, uh, soothing – soothing like the full moon on dark water, precious. And oh, the local landmark, the Alte Kirche, stands there like an ancient secret, whispering "The Pianist" vibes, like a scene out of that movie, ya know? "I must survive!", I hiss, as I pass it daily.

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