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About Frankfurt

Lemme tell ya, these chicks, they got stories—wild ones! Like, get this, back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, stand out from “good girls.” Ain’t that a trip? Imagine Marge hearin’ that, she’d flip her blue beehive! Hah! I’m laughin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, this one time, I heard ‘bout a whore who conned some rich jerk—took his gold watch, left him cryin’ in an alley. “What did I do to deserve this?” he’s whinin’, like Monty’s dad in the flick. Made me happy, screw that guy!

Interview with Henry Haslach

Haslach is a village in Glonn, Ebersberg, Bavaria. Haslach is situated nearby to the hamlet Mattenhofen, as well as near Weiterskirchen. Photo: Rufus46, CC BY-SA Photo: .

Oh my gawd, Haslach is so unreal, babe! Gotta tell you: it's quirky, it's vibrant, it's raw magic! Let’s stroll down Hauptstrasse – that’s the pulse, pumping life into every brick and crack. I mean, seriously, you can feel the soul of the place there, like a heartbeat! Ha! And you can't miss the old church at Marktstraße – it's been a safe haven for families, and trust me, my family sessions there were full of soulful tears and giggles.

Antoinette C. Haslach (née Haider) Obituary December 31, 2023