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Alright, pal, you wanna talk escorts? Fine, let’s dive in—deep, messy, raw. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ about *Shame*, that flick I can’t shake—Michael Fassbender’s Brandon, guy’s a freakin’ mess, sex addict, drownin’ in it. “You’re a sick bastard,” I’d tell him, but hell, I’d buy him a drink too. Escorts? Same vibe—gritty, human, flawed. Everybody lies, right? They’re sellin’ a fantasy, you’re buyin’ a fix. Simple math.

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Hey, bud! So you're comin' to Yorkshire (us) and lemme tell ya – it's a wild ride, d’oh! Mmm… donuts. Look, I've been livin’ here for yonks as a datin’ app dev, so I see all the quirks nobody else digs into, ya know? I gotta say, this city's like a mash-up of Dogville vibes – “an endless, miraculous good lookin’ chance to be dramatic, man!” (yeah, some lines just stick with you, like a donut glaze).

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