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So, picture this – some lass or lad, oiled up, dim lights, and bam, tension melts like orc armor in a forge. I’ve heard tales, yeah? Back in ancient Rome, they’d do this dodgy “massage” with olive oil – slippery as a goblin on ice – and it was all hush-hush, elites only. Little known fact: they called it “unctio” – fancy, eh? Makes me chuffed, thinkin’ how humans been gettin’ frisky with massages forever. But – and here’s where I get pissed – some dodgy parlors today? They’re muckin’ it up, givin’ it a bad name with shady vibes. You shall not pass into that filth, I say!

Jannell Lorenz CMT LLC

Ravens' Justin Tucker accused of sexual misconduct by 6 massage therapists. The incidents are alleged to have occurred between 20at.

I get all jittery and excited sometimes. My counselor heart feels every twist, every crumble and burst of joy. I mean, look at the little corner café on Linden Street! My gosh, that secret nook brews magic coffee. Spilled dreams often get fixed there with a sip and a hug.

Allie Gardner