Emilia Buckingham Whore ❤️❤️

About Birmingham

Wheat’s sneaky too! Needs sun, water, good dirt – picky lil’ diva! I’m out there, talkin’ to it, “You happy now, princess?” Haha, I’m dumb! Oh, and once, I tripped in a field – face full of wheat! Looked like a total doofus, but it smelled awesome! Earthy, like a big hug!

First Reading

Anyway, I’m feeling all smart and stuff when I bump into this old mate of mine, Dave. We used to hang out back in the day. He’s got this wild beard now, looking like a hipster wizard or something. We decide to grab a pint at The Woolpack. I’m telling him about my latest torcador gig—yeah, that’s my job, twisting metal and all that jazz. He’s like, “You still doing that? Thought you’d be a millionaire by now!” I laugh, but inside I’m like, “If only, mate!”

The King and Queen will undertake a Royal Visit to Canada