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So, picture this—I’m scrollin X, right? Seein posts bout guys lookin for “dates” that ain’t dates, if ya catch my drift. Hmmmm, makes me mad! Like, why ya messin up my app’s vibe? I worked hard on that code—sweated bullets, cried when the server crashed! But then—ha!—I laugh, cause some dude’s profile says “lookin for fun, $$$,” and I’m like, *oh sweetie, that’s not subtle*! Reminds me of that line, “It’s the emptiness I can’t stand”—but with more glitter and bad cologne.