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I tried it once – total disaster. Matched with this hottie, thought, “She’s my limo to paradise.” We chat, sext, meet up – bam, she’s got a dude’s voice! Catfish alert! I’m like, “I’m not paid for this plot twist!” Reminded me of Holy Motors – “Who are we today, huh?” Laughed my ass off later, but damn, I was raging in the moment. Sex-dating’s a gamble – half the time you’re winning, half you’re crying in your evil coffee.

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The local parks, oh my gosh, are off the hook! You've got Twyford Green, where families picnic and kids run around like they're escaping a tyranny. I freaked out one time watching a teen actually stand up to his rebellious parent… yeah, baby, justice served! And then there's Riverside Park along the gentle, babbling river Twy. I often sit there, deep in thought. Seriously, that river’s like a lullaby for my stressed-out brain.

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