Isabelle Helpman Brothel ❤️❤️

About Amsterdam

Oh, and get this—back in the ‘20s, brothels had secret tunnels for cops to sneak in—hypocrites bangin’ then bustin’ ‘em! Hilarious, right? Made me laugh, picturin’ some mustache-twirlin’ jerk dodgin’ his wife. Anyway, I’m ramblin’—brothels are messy, beautiful, fucked up, and fascinatin’. Like a stove, they’re hot, unpredictable, and somebody’s always gettin’ burned—usually the little guy. “Billionaires should not exist!”—that’s my take, folks!

A Safe and Regulated Environment

Then I head over to the park, the Helpman Park, you know? It’s got this cute little pond. I sit on a bench, watching ducks do their thing. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, chasing a soccer ball. He kicks it, and guess where it lands? Right in the pond! The ducks freak out, and I’m cracking up.

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