Sadie Bemmel Brothel ❤️

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Now, modern brothel—Vegas, baby! Neon buzzin’, girls in fishnets, dudes droolin’. I’m sippin’ whiskey, watchin’—*“Mortals are predictable.”* Little known fact: some joints got secret rooms—politicians, celebs, sneakin’ in. Saw this senator once, mask on, whip in hand—hilarious! Made me happy—*“Hypocrisy’s my jam.”* But then—ugh, this sleazy bouncer—big gut, bigger ego—tries shakin’ me down. Me! Loki! I’m like, “Pal, I’d turn you into a toad, but you’re already slimy.” Pissed me off—hate wannabe tough guys.

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Anyway, I shake it off, literally. I head down to the Markt, where they have that weekly market. It’s packed! Fresh veggies, flowers, and all that jazz. I’m tryin’ to dodge people, but it’s like a game of Frogger. I bump into this old lady, and she gives me the dirtiest look. I mean, c’mon, lady, I’m not tryin’ to start a fight here!

Harold “Sonny” Van Bemmel, 87, Orange City