Makayla Middleton Sex Dating ❤️❤️❤️

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Little fact fer ye—didja know sex-dating goes back to ol’ pirate days? Aye, sailors’d leave coded notes in taverns, lookin’ fer a quick tumble! Surprised me guts out when I heard that—history’s hornier’n I thought! Nowadays, it’s all “send nudes” and ghostin’. Last week, this lass unmatched me mid-chat—left me hangin’ like a loose sail, arrgh! *“You’re either on the bus or off the bus,”* she mighta said, but nope, just gone!

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So, I get to Long Street, and the client’s there, fuming. Turns out, the window’s not just cracked; it’s shattered. Like, how do you even do that? I mean, it’s not a piñata! I’m tryin’ to calm him down, but he’s all like, “I need this fixed NOW!” Chill, mate! I’m not a magician.

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