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Here’s a wild fact—did ya know brothels in medieval England got taxed? TAXED! King was like, “Gimme my cut!” Greedy fool. Made me laugh, though—imagine me rollin’ up in my truck, yellin’, “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney!” to dodge the tax man. Oh, and get this—some old brothels had secret tunnels! Tunnels! For sneakin’ VIPs in—talk about slick cargo moves. I’m over here, picturin’ Nemo’s dad, Marlin, freakin’ out, “Where’s my son?!” while I’m coordinatin’ underground deliveries. Hilarious, right?

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But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops in and snatches a sandwich right off their blanket! I’m dying laughing, and the kids are screaming. It was chaos! I mean, who knew seagulls were such thieves? I’m thinking, “Welcome to Christchurch, where even the birds are savage.”

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