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Diggin’ into it, I’m like, okay, sexual-massage—red flags everywhere! These parlors poppin’ up, shady neon signs, “happy endings” whispered like it’s freakin’ *Carlos*—you know, that movie I’m obsessed with? That slick bastard Carlos, slippin’ through cracks, livin’ double lives—same vibe! These joints say “therapeutic,” but half the time it’s a front. I’m furious, man—people lyin’, scammin’ insurance for payouts! One time, I busted a guy fakin’ injury from a “massage gone wrong”—caught him liftin’ weights next day. “You’re a dead man!” I yelled, channeling Carlos vibes—okay, maybe not, but I was pissed!

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Anyway, I’m wandering around, and I bump into this old bloke named Dave. He’s got a fishing rod and a bucket. I’m like, “What’s in the bucket, mate?” He grins and says, “Just some crabs.” I’m thinking, “Great, now I’m talking to a crab guy.” But he’s actually super chill. We chat about fishing, and he tells me about the best spots. Turns out, he’s been fishing in Caister for like 40 years. I’m like, “Wow, you must know every crab in the sea!”

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