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Me, I’d be chuffed to bits trying it—happy as a pig in muck! But cor, the price—50 quid for 30 mins? Robbery, that is! Got me fuming once—some posh spa charged me double, and the lass barely spoke English! “Veni, vidi, vici,” I muttered—came, saw, conquered nothing! Still, when it’s good, it’s *bloody* good—muscles melt, stress buggers off, and—well—you know. Surprised me first time, I’ll tell ya—didn’t expect the “extra” bit! Eyes popped out like a cartoon—*pro bono publico*, my arse!

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Man, the streets here are mad tight. Check “Dorfstrasse” – that’s the main drag, full of cozy cafés, tiny gift shops and that lovely old church, St. Laurentius, standin’ tall in the centre. I used to stroll there every mornin’, thinking deep thoughts ‘bout fam issues—as a family psychologist, ya know? All that human drama, but also pure beauty every day. It’s like… “Carlos, mon ami, you're out of time!” when you error on a wrong step.

Relax with goats at this therapeutic farm