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Little fact for ya—back in ancient Rome, they’d do this naked rubdown shit with olive oil—called it “strigiling” or somethin’. Freaky, right? Imagine me, Loki, smirkin’ while some oiled-up Roman’s scrapin’ me down—glorious! Nowadays, it’s all dim lights, weird flute music, and a towel that’s barely hangin’ on. Last time, this chick’s hands were so soft I nearly proposed—ha! Made me happy as hell, but then she charged me double—pissed me off, coz I ain’t made of gold, y’know?

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First off, I’m late for a meeting at my factory on Strada Calea Orheiului. I’m rushing like a madman, coffee in one hand, my phone in the other. I spill half my coffee on my shirt. Classic! I look like a walking disaster. But whatever, I’m an industrialist, I can pull it off, right?

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