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Alright, motherfucker, listen up! Sexual-massage, man, it’s a wild ride. I’m talkin’ slippery hands, oils, and some deep-ass vibes. Ain’t just about gettin’ off, nah, it’s therapy with a twist! Like in *Zero Dark Thirty*, shit gets intense— “We’re gonna smoke ‘em out!”—except here, it’s stress, not terrorists. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, damn, this shit’s older than dirt. Ancient Greeks, motherfucker, they rubbed down athletes—naked, oiled, no shame! Bet they didn’t call it “happy ending” back then, haha!

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A bone-crushing deep tissue sports massage, therapeutic Swedish? I include elements of lymph drainage, shiatzu and sinus relief.

Then, over near Voortrekker Road, there’s this quirky little cafe, just off Wharf Street. It's my secret spot when I need a breather—great coffee, cool vibe, and sometimes even unexpected, spicy encounters. Lol, I once ran into a couple that was more into discussin’ kinks than their drinks. Crazy, right? D’oh! And lemme tell ya, that kinda stuff makes me smile like a Cheshire cat.

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