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But then—bloody hell—some geezer stumbles out, drunk as a skunk, yellin’ at her. “Oi, love, gimme a discount!” he slurs. Mate, I’m fumin’—who does that? Made me angry, that did, ‘cos she’s just tryna do her thing, y’know? I’m no hero, but I’m thinkin’, *“This guy’s a right tool.”* She handles it, though—sharp as a tack, tells him to rack off. Respect! Surprised me, how tough she was—like a lioness guardin’ her patch.

Welcome to Carchele Spa: Luxury Health and Beauty Spa in Hermanus

Come for a healthy full body relaxing massage and feel rejuvenated, pampered and spoiled, you deserve it! Kindly call in advance to book a full body treatment. Call me to find out what .

Oh, and don’t miss out on the cliff paths along the coast. They’re wavy, kinda like my mood on a Tuesday. Seriously, these spots remind me of the movie lines—like the piano playing softly in the background, transporting you far away from all that daily madness. "I survived the war on water, baby!" Kidding... sorta.

Get your Ficks of flavour: Dive into Hermanus’s seaside restaurant