Eliza Assafarge Brothel ❤️❤️

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So, ya, brothels – messy, loud, sad, funny. Like life, eh? “What’s your story?” I’d ask ‘em, like in da movie. Most wouldn’t answer, just stare. Dat’s da truth of it – no fairy tale, just real. Now, minions, go do somethin’ useful, not dat! Ha!

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Villa Tinto brothel. More than a brothel, Villa Tinto is a gallery of 51 cabins each occupied by a prostitute. The establishment was designed by the architectural duo Quinze & Milan and Missing: Assafarge.

While I’m waiting, I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, and I’m just sipping my coffee, eavesdropping like it’s my job. The guy’s all, “You never listen!” and she’s like, “Well, you never talk!” I’m thinking, “Man, relationships are like spells. You gotta find the right ingredients.”