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Little known fact – Whore ain’t her real name, duh, it’s somethin’ fancy like Hortense, but she ditched it ‘cause she’s all “I’m free, man, like the wind!” Total nutcase, but kinda cool. She’s got this hustle, slingin’ weird trinkets – think she sold me a “cursed” donut once, said it’d make me see my past lives. Tasted like stale regret, but I ate it anyway – D’oh! Reminds me of Boonmee, sittin’ by that freaky lake, ponderin’ shit – “The sky is vast, man!” Whore’d say that too, laughin’ her ass off.

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We’re munching away, and I’m feeling better. Then, outta nowhere, this old dude walks in. He’s got this wild beard and a hat that looks like it’s been through a war. He starts telling us about the “good ol’ days” in Holmsund. Apparently, back in the day, the streets were all dirt, and people rode horses everywhere. I’m like, “Dude, that’s insane!”

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