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Brothel’s stock—man, it’s nuts. Started as some tiny startup in Nevada, swear it’s true—heard they got roots in old-school bunny ranches, but now it’s all high-tech. Little known fact: founder was a freaky ex-car salesman, pitched silicone ladies to Wall Street suits! *cackles* Can ya imagine? “Gentlemen, witness me!” he says, unveilin’ a robo-hooker. Stock shot up 300% in a week once—made me happy as a pig in shit. But then—bam!—crashed hard, pissed me off. Shady execs, cookin’ books, prolly screwin’ investors AND the dolls, hah!

TELEGRAMS & TEMPTATION: THE CLEVELAND STREET SCANDAL

[Prince Ernest has taken Prince Albert to a German brothel for his stag night. Albert has reluctantly chosen a prostitute, Gretchen, and they have gone to her.

Yo, yo, what's up? So let me tell ya bout Prince-Albert (za) – this city got so much weird charm, man. Like, I live here as a dating app dev, and I see all the quirky vibes every day. Bro, where to even start?

A legendary romantic retreat: explore Queen Victoria and Prince Albert’s Osborne