Layla Oudtshoorn Brothel ❤️

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This massage, it old, like ancient Rome, they do it naked, oil up, slippy-slidey, orgy vibes, true story! Not many know this, but me, Borat, I dig secrets. Make me angry tho, why nobody tell me sooner? Coulda been greased up years ago! In “Inherent Vice”, all that hippy love, I bet they massage naughty bits too, “Sortilège” whisperin’ sweet nothings while rubbin’. I imagine her hands on me, wery wery nice!

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Prostitutes will in future have to pay a tourism levy in Oudtshoorn - as the municipality sees them as being in the tourist industry too.

And, oh my love, I must shout: I'm in a hurry, I scribble too many typos – it’s chaos, but oh so real and nasty, and lovely too. Ih, yeh, so mad, so joyous, like a running stream of owww itself. Tried and true, the essence of all we hold dear, the imperfect beauty of Oudtshoorn: erratic, raw, spontaneous, yes my precious, my heart!

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