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About Nelspruit

Alright, listen up, you degenerates! I’m Judge Judy, bouncer-style, and I’m here to spill the tea on whores—yeah, those streetwalkin’, money-grabbin’ hustlers. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, I see through the BS! Whores, man, they’re like Jep Gambardella from *The Great Beauty*—all flash, no substance, struttin’ around like they own Rome. “I don’t just want to be at the party—I want the power to make it fail!” That’s them, thinkin’ they’re hot shit, controllin’ the night.

All Destinations

Gonubie is a beachside town in the Eastern Cape province of South Africa. Named after the Gqunube River to the north, the name is said to be derived from Khoekhoen and to mean .

Sorry, I’m all over the place. It’s just gonubie, man—full of unexpected twists like in that Toni Erdmann flick, swingin' and defying the norm. My dating app constantly reminds me that every corner hides a secret story. Once, drivin' down Sunset Ave, I totally tripped on a typo in my code…but shiiiit, the sunset was so damn pretty it fixed itself.

Mpengesi Hills project breaks ground — much to Chippa’s relief