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32 year old lady looking for someone to have a NSA relationship with, with monetary gain. Open to explore and offering girlfriend experience.

So, like, you roll into town on Marine Drive. That’s where the action starts, man! Crazy scenic drive with heaps of palm trees and, like, ocean views that slap ya in the face, "Yeah, baby!" Then, you hit Gonubie Beach—sandy toes and all that jazz. I swear, one time I was coding a dating app update, and, like, the sea breeze just blew my mind away—epic vibes, right?

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