Ellie George Whore ❤️

About East London

Now, gets me goat, this—folk judgin’ whores, all high and mighty. Makes me wanna chuck a brick through a window, bloody sanctimonious twits! But then—happy bit—met this gal once, Soho, years back, swear she had Chihiro’s spark. Told me she paid her mum’s rent, laughed at me floppy hair—cheeky mare! Said, “Boris, you’re a right prat,” and I was chuffed, honest. Little known fact, right—Victorian whores nicked wallets with *sleight of manus*, quick as Haku nickin’ Zeniba’s seal. Crafty sods!

The Great Mystery of the Great Whore

So pack light, freind, and be ready for romance, art, nature, and a touch of irreverence. George will surprise you at every corner – from the buzz of Market Way to the soothing hush of Bluebell River. Let it grab your heart – it's messy, alive, and oh so wonderfully raw, just like the gritty truths in that unforgettable movie. Peace out, and enjoy every little kink of the city!

George’s Illegal Dumping Campaign a Resounding Success