Audrey Winburg Whore ❤️

About Kimberley

My fave movie’s *Inglourious Basterds*, hell yeah, Tarantino’s a genius! Whores in that flick? Not really, but imagine Shosanna as one—ha! She’d be all, “This is the face of Jewish vengeance,” while flippin’ tricks in that cinema. Badass, right? But real whores? They ain’t that cool. This one time, I heard ‘bout a whore in old Denver—true story, swear to God—she’d hide cash in her damn corset, like 1800s style, and once stabbed a dude with a hairpin! Freakin’ wild, huh? Bet she’d say, “Each and every one of you deserves this!” like Aldo the Apache, stabbin’ Nazis.

The Camp Whore

The Camp Whore is the true story of a woman who was brutally raped during the Anglo-Boer War and left for the vultures.

And hey – lemme spill: I got mad once over the public Wi-Fi lag on Cross Street – like, c’mon man, I'm supposed to hook up love connections here! But then I’d chill strolling through the little park behind the Old Town Hall, just breathing in nostalgia and memories of past digital flings, yeah? My fave spot’s that quirky little diner on Station Road that serves the best boerewors treat – no exaggeration!

Son ‘kills’ dad in tavern!