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Love the grit, tho—makes me happy seein’ folks ownin’ their game. Hate the stigma, buncha hypocrites judgin’. Brothel’s a business, y’all, like sellin’ oil or BBQ. Ever think ‘bout that? Probly not—too busy sippin’ sweet tea, actin’ pure. Me, I’m over here, mind racin’, wonderin’ if Scorsese’d shoot a brothel flick. “Sell me this pen!”—nah, sell me this night, darlin’!

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Oh, and lemme tell ya ‘bout some hidden nuggets—like the local mural on Riverbend Road. It’s wild, mate, these massive painted trees and swirling skies. It always makes me think “the stars are the leaves of the sky,” weird but true deep stuff! I sometimes sit by it, scribbling notes, letting my mind wander into the cosmos. Rarrgh!

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