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So, I’m a promoter, hyping this gig up—erotic-massage ain’t just some sleazy back-alley wank-fest, nah! It’s art, history even! Did ya know, ancient Greeks were mad for it? Athletes got oiled up pre-games—full body, slippery as eels, proper sensual stuff! Made me chuffed to bits learning that—history buffs like me lap it up. But then, right, some dodgy parlour down the road overcharged me once—50 quid for a half-arsed shoulder rub! Pissed me off, that did. “I’m not here to code your bloody app,” I growled, channeling Fincher’s vibe.

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Neighborhoods here? Man, check out Brompton – a weird mix of old brick-workers houses and hipster cafés where they serve triple shots of espresso with names you can't pronounce. And then there's the Waterfront District along the River Eland – shimmering reflections and mirror-like ripples, like nature's own art gallery. I’ve seen lovers talkin’ nonsense there; words flow like they’re drippin' with secrets.

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